How Do I Make My Self P Out Easily?

I have been studying the arts of pressure points and I want to make myself p out in the middle of cl!!!! Well since I'm only 10 I can't take much pain so I need an easy way to do this. Don't give me any prissy answers like "You are Pathetic" like another retard gave me in my earlier question....ANYWAY... I've heard that there are many pressure points in your neck!! And my friend in cl always stalls me then all of a sudden, out of the blue she jumps me and pushes on my neck!! It's so funny because the teacher is so used to her acting horrible so she basically doesn't care anymore!So someone tell me how please so I can make a scene and go to the hospital and act like my friend did it again...Anyway she is known for it......